Michigan State and its big, mean defense pulled off one of the weekend's two most impressive wins, flattening No. 21 Michigan, 29-6. But we're only now learning the real story:
Yes, that's a coach who's traditionally so gargoyle-faced grim that his every smile is documented with shock by college football fans.
Also, an adapted version:
I got the Paul in my grip, baby!
That QB I'm sacking make you feel some type of way
That Little Brother make you feel some type of way
That Fitz we stuffed got me feelin' some type a way
Is it cause Al Borges rich you feel some type of way?
Some type of way, Brady feel some type of way
That skywriter, know he feel some type of way
Dantonio is what my title say
I had my homies sack your man, he feel some type of way
Earlier in the year, Dantonio pulled the scholarship of a recruit who was fancying a rap career.
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