Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay is known for his joyful Twitter account. He offers followers a chance to win tickets, lavish them with gifts, and give stern warnings to anyone who crosses his beloved Colts. Irsay needed something on Tuesday, an answer to a simple question.
Is it safe?— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) December 17, 2013
Well, is it? The key is determining what "it" is, and whether being a billionaire NFL owner is enough to have protection.
There's a fairly good chance he's referencing Marathon Man, which is to say the MOST plausible answer is a near 30-year-old movie about a diamond heist with Nazis. In case this isn't accurate we have a few more ideas what Irsay could be afraid of.
- Bill Polian
- Auto correct
- The Noid
- Frying a turkey
- Reading levels
- Eating expired Nickelodeon Gak