One unlucky Redskins fans (aren't they all kind of unlucky though?) was in the midst of a free escort out of FedEx Field when he went back down the stairs, the hard way.
Did the guy from Dan Snyder's personal security force throw him down the stairs? Was he just drunk and missed a step? Or did he even exaggerate the fall himself?
We report. You decide.
I don't know, drunk bros throwing themselves down the stairs ... surely not.