Tom Brady has a really great life. He's won three Super Bowls. He's unmistakably one of the best quarterbacks of all time. He has a wife, which means he has found love, and that is nice regardless of whether said wife is incredibly famous for being very attractive. And today, his Patriots dominated the Ravens in a 41-7 win.
So how come he can't find anybody to give him a high-five?
Poor guy. All the Super Bowl rings in the world couldn't buy him the one thing he truly wanted: friendship.