RedEye Chicago has accomplished quite a feat with Monday's front cover. They've both summed up the Bears in one tidy word and also created the most Internet front page of our time. (Or at least, this year.)
Other options for the phrase that will signify the 2013 Bears:
- I shaved my legs for this?
- [long, ragged sigh]
- "Well, [mumbling] could be worse [indistinct] Washington [trails off] ... "