I want to play in a bowl game. Any bowl game. They all have good presents. I get that college football players are-- perhaps unfairly-- denied gifts of any sort until bowl season, but that haul is worth it. Those Missouri players just got an entire damn wardrobe for their trip to the Cotton Bowl.
And they appreciate it, too. Here are the top three Missouri player Cotton Bowl gift reactions in reverse order:
CHAPPELLE'S SHOW ROBOT ALWAYS WINS.