Carmelo Anthony, or perhaps his PR team, posted an empty but harmless promotional tweet Tuesday afternoon. A grumpy fan, as grumpy fans are wont to do, replied with broad hostility unrelated to the original tweet:
@carmeloanthony how about you win a ring you fucking kill me man rooting for you all the fucking time annd you always disappoint me— A.B (@__Kingsleyy5) December 31, 2013
Melo--and definitely not his PR team this time--responded:
@__Kingsleyy5 I didn't ask for your glazed donut face ass to root for me anyway!!!!— Carmelo Anthony (@carmeloanthony) December 31, 2013
Now considering that the fan's face and any asses therein are obscured in his photo, I have trouble figuring out why Melo picked that particular putdown. I approve, though, and I approve of the four exclamation points, and I approve of this being Melo's only Twitter reply in more than three months. Excellent work all around.