Nick Saban is not a man with whom we associate the concept of sex appeal. In fact, we don't associate any human sentiments -- joy, sadness, the ability to love, etc. with him.
Since he is not busy today due to various football happenings, he was a guest on College GameDay today, and, indeed, he said the words "sex appeal." In fact, he said that he "has a little sex appeal" for both Ohio State and Michigan State, which does not mean ANYTHING in the generally accepted understanding of what "sex appeal" is. This either proves once and for all that Saban is, in fact, a robot failing to grasp our human concepts, or he has some really weird thing going on we don't want to think about with regards to two schools where he used to coach.
In other news, the Internet was horrified:
That was really weird and unsexy. RT @JimMWeber: Nick Saban should never say sex appeal ever again.— Teddy Greenstein (@TeddyGreenstein) December 7, 2013
Since Saban mentioned 'sex appeal', which college coach would you least want to give you 'the talk'? I'm going Pelini.— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) December 7, 2013
Did Nick Saban just say "sex appeal" on GameDay??— Nicole Auerbach (@NicoleAuerbach) December 7, 2013
Nick Saban said "sex appeal." Finish all liquor in your house.— Ben Dawson (@BenjaminJDawson) December 7, 2013
welp nick saban just ruined the phrase "sex appeal" for everyone— Johnny (@Johnny11W) December 7, 2013
Saban just said sex appeal and my penis just threw itself in the trash.— Blake Edwards (@Allawallakoala) December 7, 2013