Well, he gets it half-right by saying the Philadelphia 76ers are very good/bad, but I get a little lost when he says Doug Collins has a beard. I'm not sure Doug Collins has ever had a beard.
I cover the Bobcats, so I can't agree that Kemba and Henderson are bad, but he nails it on the head that the team was BAD. I can't blame him for saying they lost 74 games, because it often seems like they lose multiple games in a single night.
I can't believe Mike Brown is a feminazi.
I want to give this child a writing position right now. Heck, replace Shaq with him on Inside The NBA on TNT.