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Attention, world: Some FIU football players got naked on the beach

Robert Mayer-US PRESSWIRE

FIU football has issued a press release on some of its players taking off their pants. Not to worry, the program assures us these accidental exhibitionists will "grow as gentlemen."

As we always do around this time, let us recount the most noteworthy events in Florida International athletics history:

  • Hiring Isiah Thomas to coach basketball.
  • Firing football program architect Mario Cristobal for no good reason. He landed at Alabama, because that's how undesirable of a coach he is.
  • Replacing Cristobal with Ron Turner, who orchestrated arguably the two worst seasons in Illinois football history.
And now:

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