TV Executive 1: "Let's brainstorm ways to make football more understandable for the the fans at home."
TV Executive 2: "Yeah. I mean, touchdown? What's that. If he's touched when he's down, why's he getting six points? Amirite? Football should be more literal"
TV Executive 1: "..."
TV Executive 2: "What about red zone? The field's green. Why don't they call it a green zone? Let's make this a little easier to understand. What if we made the field ... get this ... literally ... RED."
TV Executive 1: /retires