Here is a thing Melky Cabrera did:
Here are some possible reasons Melky Cabrera did that:
1. It's just his thing, ya know?
2. A fun prank on the cut-off man!
3. Not a baseball; a greased rhea egg.
4. There was a play at eighth base.
5. I dunno, magnets?
(No word on whether Cabrera's return to the DL was for a bruised hat brim.)