You thought this was a game, didn't you, San Francisco? You were wrong. While the "Pittsburgh Pirates" played the decoy in a 4-0 loss, actual war was waged in San Francisco Bay. While everyone was distracted, real pirates attacked strategic McCovey Cove in order to pillage the city, and these marauders would not be deni--
Oh gosh, it's so cute. And it's sinking like a stone. I'm afraid the Giants took the game and the sea battle, too. Sorry, Pittsburgh.