#Lookit

Big Ten Network bus breaks down, and the whole world is a metaphor

Tom Dienhart

Oh sure, B1G, complain about SEC teams not playing up north in December even though your buses can't handle August. Typ-i-cal.

A Big Ten vehicle is currently not going fast at all. This has me imagining a Big Ten Network remake of Speed called Big Ten Speed.

Big Ten Speed plot: The Big Ten bus cannot exceed 50 miles per hour, or else it will lose course credits. That's it.

But, as for the bus, all is surely under control. Business picked back up in a hurry:

Elsewhere, ESPN buses are having no trouble traversing the SEC and Pac-12.

Inspired by the Big Ten, we've collected photos of buses here.

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