Kansas City is a den for hedonism.
Monday we told you about the scourge of fully clothed strippers at Chiefs tailgates, scaring off mid-American families from the wholesome space that is a football stadium parking lot. Today, we find an even more terrifying menace.
This guy. (via MLB GIFs)
The way he stares directly into the camera. Haunting.
I am flying to Omaha, Neb., taking a cab straight from the airport to the Nebraska-Omaha campus, asking directions to the bookstore, buying the largest "MAVERICKS" sweatshirt, like the one he is wearing, they have in stock, going directly back to the airport, flying to Kansas City, taking a cab straight to Kauffman Stadium, and giving this guy the sweatshirt. Because none of us need to see that.