This is the best Florida Man headline to date, because it really speaks to us.
Florida Man Beats Jets Fan With PVC Pipe For Insulting The Dolphins | http://t.co/iEAo1mLHXo— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) September 18, 2013
From the full story on With Leather:
Grayson started using harsh language, and said the victim pushed him. Grayson said when he went to push the victim back, the victim punched him in the eye. Grayson said he hit the victim about 15 times in the face and threw him head first on the concrete driveway. At one point the victim partially fell face first in a recycling bin of glass bottles, which shattered.
Grayson said the victim then rode away on a bicycle.
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