We're not sure what the best part is of this TMZ story. It's probably this part:
Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl. We're told the bottle smashed over his head and he was "bleeding everywhere."
But it might be this part!
We're told Jacoby's friends tried to retaliate against Sweet Pea but Bryant McKinnie tried to stop him, and a fight broke out between the friend and Bryant.
It's all amazing. God bless you, Ravens party bus. God bless you, Sweet Pea.
God bless us, every one.