Alarming news out of Wizards media day: Kevin Seraphin's (harmless) pet milk snake, Snakey, has gone missing. From the Washington City Paper:
In an interview with Monumental Network reporter Casey Phillips on Friday afternoon, the 6-foot-9 Seraphin revealed that his famous pet snake—appropriately named "Snakey"—is now slithering free, be it in Seraphin's Adams Morgan neighborhood or beyond.
“I don’t have the snake anymore,” Seraphin said.
“Ah, you got rid of Snakey!” Phillips replied.
“Not exactly,” Seraphin said. He paused. “I opened the cage one day, and he wasn’t there.”
We must find Snakey. I've made the above poster to help as best I can. Please post it all over Washington D.C.