Chris Perez pled guilty to misdemeanor drug charges Tuesday, but it seems the real culprit is the Indians closer's cannabis-craving canine. (Well, it's actually Perez, but we'd like to believe our version of the story.)
Perez was charged with fourth-degree misdemeanor drug abuse and receiving a small package of marijuana. But that package wasn't for him, according to the address:
The six-ounce bag of marijuana was sent from Los Angeles and addressed to Brody Baum, the couple's dog.
Brody! You mischievous mutt!
Perez would admit the drugs and a variety of paraphernaila found in his home was actually his, and not Brody's, and was handed a $250 fine, a year of probation, and an appearance speaking to high schoolers.
However, it seems Brody has gotten away scott-free. SB Nation's crack investigative team has tracked down eyewitness reports and sketched several pictures of what we believe this criminal dog to look like.