What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Now, what's the sound of two of Philip Rivers hands clapping?
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP ... I NEED THE BALL ... GOLY GEE FELLAS, shucks.
It's like watching Charlie Brown play quarterback and we're a-okay with it.
Here it is as a dance move:
DO THE BOLO
Here it is next to Jim Harbaugh's pirouette from earlier: