Well let's just check in on the mascot beat and--
NIGHTMARE FUEL: Meet the mascot for Mt. Pleasant, TX: Johnny Long Legs pic.twitter.com/LIZrCVwj5g— Patrick Netherton (@PTNetherton) January 16, 2014
NOOOOOO. OH GOD NOOOOOOO.
Wait, this actually looks almost exactly like the mascots Matt Ufford envisioned some time ago.
"Johnny Long Legs," eh? Let's just make sure he LIVES UP TO THE NAME
(h/t to Martin Rickman)