You can live your entire life through hockey.
Let's say you've been drinking, the byproduct of a spirited game of alcohockey.
At some point, you're going to need to go to the bathroom. And what's going to greet you there? More hockey.
He shoots, he scores! Hockey is all about aiming accuracy. Practice every chance you can. pic.twitter.com/3NCgqOrqw0— Chris Hadfield (@Cmdr_Hadfield) January 18, 2014
Is peeing a sport? Yes, of course. There are so many factors that could be rewarded with points -- accuracy, duration, volume, power, distance. This particular game -- tweeted out by Canadian astronaut and general awesome person Chris Hadfield -- rewards the first off of that list. However, we'd like to strongly recommend that this sport not be televised.