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The anatomy of Steve Mariucci's utter handshake embarrassment

TOO SLOW

My instinct was to make fun of Steve Mariucci for being terrible at handshakes, but let's look frame-by-frame:

1. LSU commit Brandon Harris extends his hand in a normal handshake/bro hug configuration. Steve Mariucci swings for contact, but the Harris' hand drops suddenly. It's a sinker:

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2. Harris's hand returns to its original position. Mariucci goes for some sort of fist-pound on his backswing, but Harris's hand raises suddenly:

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3. You got played, Mooch. All in good fun, though. Come in for the real thing:

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