GOOD GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL:
What do you guy think? pic.twitter.com/a0uB6OgUbI— Mr.Dodgers Baseball⚾ (@mrdodger323) January 21, 2014
1. Try moving around. Jackie Robinson and Vin Scully's eyes follow you.
2. No, you can't grab the ball out of the glove. What are you, silly? If you try to grab the ball out of the glove, the glove closes and withdraws into his spine.
3. I looked up whether Vin Scully has a small mole on his cheek. He doesn't. Then I scratched my laptop screen to make sure it wasn't a fleck of dirt. It wasn't. So the guy just has a little mole on his back. This has been a strange evening so far.
4. There are stories of people in India wearing masks on the backs of their heads to ward off prowling tigers. This guy just has to take his shirt off.
5. If ever @mrdodger323 feels he needs some improvements:
Take your pick.