The NFL ensured that its players couldn't make any fashion statements at Super Bowl Media Day by giving them special Super Bowl Media Day uniforms, which are sorta like real clothes. But when the Seahawks rolled up to Madison Square Garden Tuesday night to watch the Knicks eviscerate the hapless Celtics, Robert Turbin showed up in style:
WITH A PICTURE OF THE MONA LISA ON IT
EXCEPT SHE IS WEARING SUNGLASSES AND CHAINS
TURBIN IS ALSO WEARING CHAINS
Mona Lisa has become the world's most famous painting, not necessarily due to the delicacy or skill with which it's painted -- hell, the background images on the different sides aren't even at the same height -- but because of the ambiguity of the subject's expression.
However, Blinged Out Mona Lisa erases that ambiguity. Blinged Out Mona Lisa is trill, and exceptionally trill at that. A Super Bowl champion would not wear a regular Mona Lisa t-shirt, but they might wear a Blinged Out Mona Lisa t-shirt, because they are confident.