#Lookit

Woman draws penis on football field using Nike+

Check it out, you ding-dongs.

Someone on Reddit came up with the best $20 bet of the week. Their friend was happy to oblige. Behold: a Nike+ run penis.

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I was intending to make a bunch of penis-related puns here but couldn't think of any, so maybe I'll just wang it.

Hey, we're just reporting the news here. Don't get testes.

At first glans, that looks like a pretty accurate representation.

(The runner also promised to draw a football-field-sized vagina, but so far that seems like it may just be a phallus-y. Hopefully we don't get shafted on that one.)

UPDATE: SHE LIVED UP TO HER PROMISE.

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Hero.

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