We'll be adding throughout the night. All clips via SEC Network.
Tammy is enraged and knows Auburn's gonna win
She never goes below 140 decibels and accuses Paul Finebaum of calling penalties against Auburn:
Drunk Casey
"I LOVE YOU, MAN. I LOVE YOU!" "Apparently you love Jack Daniels more." Casey didn't realize Alabama had just scored when he yelled WAR EAGLE.
Charles, who wants to beat up Marcus Spears
"I'll give you a country boy ass-whipping!"
Afterwards, Charles said he'd need a visit to the ER because Auburn's performance hurt so bad:
Dan, who is bad at counting
That's... that's three words
Phyllis from Mulga, who WANTS TO KNOW HOW BAD BAMA WANTS IT
Some guy wants to talk about Fordham
Surprisingly, Paul Finebaum does not want to talk about an FCS team that plays in New York City.