#Lookit

Need a onesie? Try the Olympic Village

Because let's be honest: everyone needs a onesie.

(Lights up on a sleepy Sochi street. It is close to dusk. MAN 1 stands near a cafe, warming himself next to a space heater. MAN 2 runs down the street in a panic, veers toward Man 1.)

MAN 2: Mister! You gotta help me!

MAN 1: OK, buddy. Calm down. What is it?

MAN 2: You know where a fella can buy a onesie?!

MAN 1: A onesie? Like ... like a one-piece outfit? Like ... pajamas, but for an adult baby?

MAN 2: EXACTLY! Where can I get something like that in Sochi?

(Man 1 thinks.)

MAN 1: Have you tried the onesie store?

MAN 2: Wh-what?

(Man 1 points across the street.)

MAN 2: Say, thanks, Mister!

MAN 1: No problem.

(Man 2 rushes across the street. Man 1 smiles to himself, then takes a cell phone photo of an upside-down toilet in the middle of the street.)

MAN 1: God, I love Sochi.

(h/t to @netw3rk)

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