Attention individuals responsible for Canada's 24 medals to date:
A few things:
1. "Proof of medal required" is awesome. Only way to make this work.
2. Shouldn't there be a scale to this? I think we're being too gracious. Free lap dance for gold, free admission for silver, free parking for bronze, maybe?
3. I ask, because while Cathal Kelly suggests this promotion could be incentive for the men's hockey team competing for gold Sunday, it seems like the opposite to me. They're guaranteed either gold or silver, either of which earns free lap dances! This encourages contented apathy! Huge mistake!