Speed skating is sort of like Nascar. On Ice. In skates. With people's legs and not machines. Regardless of what it is, think of what it could be if they went full Mario Kart. Thankfully, our imagination doesn't have to be the only way to envision what the future may hold for the 2018 Winter Olympics.
Oh, the possibilities. Cherish the red homing missile turtle shells, future speed skaters.