Browns owner Jimmy Haslam came to the Combine because he really just wants to see the next group of draft picks who won't live up to their potential amid the dysfunction of his organization. But you can never escape the bright lights of a Federal fraud investigation.
So he brought his burner phone.
"Do you have the spreadsheets?"
"We do, boss."
"Go ahead and burn them."
"They're saved on a thumb drive."
"They're written on your thumb?"
"No, sir, it's a little USB thing that plugs into a computer."
"USB, how many rebates did we promise them?"
"Sir, it's a data port that ..."
"Goddamnit, son, just burn the spreadsheets and pick up a new phone for me at Pilot Flying J."