Joe Haden of the Cleveland Browns is one heck of a cornerback. He also has some pretty stellar shoes that look like they're out of the Hamburglar collection.
They're beautiful. Like bowling shoes crossed with Beetlejuice with a hint of Mambo No. 5. Cleveland may not be winning on the gridiron, but Haden's winning off it.
Of course there's really only one thing that came to mind when we saw them.