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Astros coach shows us scary new way to pose for photos

This is one way to pose for a team photo, not a good one... but it's a way.

A full-tooth grin is kind of Craig Bjornson's thing. The Houston Astros' bullpen coach routinely flashes those pearly whites for team photos, but in 2014 he took it to the next (and terrifying) level.

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Photo via @barryap1

What emotion is that exactly? Fear, shock... maybe this is his scary face? Let's go in for a closer look.

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Oh, goodness.

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Alright, we've seen just about enough here.

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TOO CLOSE, TOO CLOSE. ABORT

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Hold our calls, we're going to need the rest of the day off.

P.S. We're very sorry.

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