Avoiding cliches is the key to good sports commentary, so when Jamie Benn of the Dallas Stars scored a breakaway goal against the Carolina Hurricanes there was only one way to accurately describe his skill.
"LIKE POOP THROUGH A DIARRHEA INFECTED GOOSE"
A little lost? Here's a helpful viewing key:
Jamie Benn = Poop
Hurricanes' defense = Diarrhea infected goose