There are best-shape-of-his-life anecdotes, and then there are best-shape-of-his-life pictures. This is one of the latter.
Finishing my workout to have another monster season for all those media hater that still doubting!!! pic.twitter.com/Aoorrc1egG
— David Ortiz (@davidortiz) February 3, 2014
Going to guess that everyone has the Medium Papi joke at the ready. So we can also go with:
Moderate Papi
Median Papi
Sparse Papi
Appropriately Portioned Papi
Still Quite Big, But Not As In Your Face About It Papi
Papi
Jokes aside, he looks terrifying. And that's probably a good thing for the Red Sox.