By all accounts, things are not going well in the run-up to the Sochi Winter Olympics. Of course, the PR machine is trying to put a brave face on things all the way up until it all ends in tears. Like on Wednesday, when they tweeted out this beautiful picture:
Extreme Park? I think that's where the movie The Warriors started, right?
But anyway, we decided to make the picture a bit more accurate, based on all the horror stories coming out of Sochi thus far:
Beautiful. 100 percent medically accurate. Watch out for that shirtless Putin on the halfpipe! He will probably destroy you.