It's become clear that the coverage of Sochi itself will be better than the actual Olympics. The 2014 Winter Olympics will be defined by its degree of Ratchet. Be smart. Follow along with SB Nation's home for #RatchetOlympics.
And some other things happening in Sochi on Wednesday:
SPOOKY TREE MEN!
The gold medal in Dream Haunting goes to this bark sculpture lurking under a tree inside the Athletes' Village. pic.twitter.com/x6CjrcMQ5M— Willie Geist (@WillieGeist) February 5, 2014
INCORRECT TOILET SEATS!
This… IS.. SOCHI… pic.twitter.com/j1OXiuaPCQ— Wylsacom (@wylsacom) February 4, 2014
CEILING RADIATORS AND PILLOW OUTLETS!
Сочи поражает воображение зарубежных гостей... pic.twitter.com/GckmOOolDj— Politicana.ru (@PoliticanaRu) February 5, 2014
You know; just totally normal stuff.