#Lookit

Miller Park sausages murdered, in somebody's basement

Pray for the sausages.

They broke Dexter's code. They had it coming.

AHHHHH

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AHHHHHHH

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Aw, he kind of looks like a happy little feller right there.

No one knows exactly what happened, but police are on the casing. Surely, no one expected these Milwaukee icons to meat their end like this, but surely the killer will be brat to justice. To be frank, the police have the intestinal fortitude to solve the mystery, and they will relish the opportunity to ketchup with the criminals responsible for putting the sausages in their fennel resting place, even if there aren't any suspects known to have a beef with the victims.

Tube meat continued.

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