I have some questions about this big-ass snowboarder-themed nesting doll on the Sochi slopestyle run:
2. Are snowboarders allowed to incorporate into tricks? Can you stall on it or grind over its head?
3. Does it, in fact, contain other, smaller dolls?
4. Will there be a nesting doll in the middle of every Olympic event? Will there be a huge doll just chilling at center ice during the hockey games? Will bobsledders have to navigate around one?
5. It's kinda attractive? Sochi's messing with my head.