The Winter Olympics has its Mike Jones. His number isn't as memorable as 281-330-8004, but Russian girls don't seem to mind.
Alexey Sobolev wrote his phone number on his helmet during his slopestyle run. Soon, his phone had crashed. As Jeff Passan of Yahoo! Sports writes, it's been a good few hours:
He tapped the Photos icon. And then he started critiquing the dozens of naked pictures women had sent him in the last 24 hours.
"Yeaaaaah," he said, pointing to a particularly nubile woman. "She is really good."
If some Russian security office is really spying on all phone communication in Sochi, some bureaucrat is having a FIELD DAY.
It's good to be 22 years old and insanely talented in a sport based on doing cool tricks.