The NAGA Grappling Championship took place over the weekend in Las Vegas and one competitor decided to turn Sin City into the Windy City.
"He farted in my face... You farted in my face, man."
Now things get a little tricky. At no point in time does the posterior of "Grappler A" come close to the face of "Grappler B." We have to assume this is some advanced jujitsu technique that allows farts to transcend space and time. That said, if we're pinpointing the moment of fart then five seconds in is a good bet.
The fartee quickly jerks his head away from the farter. This gives just enough space for the martial fartist to plan his next move and get the submission.
Which is followed by a hefty and alarming amount of vomit. That must have been a heck of a fart.