Green Iguana diet, via the National Zoo.
* Leaves of plants in the bean family
* The occasional insect
* In captivity, salads consisting of kale, sweet potatoes and romaine lettuce just like you or I might eat
Notice anything missing? That's right, golf balls. This just isn't going to work, little buddy.
Here's the full video for you nature fans.
(Thanks to FTW's @Nick_Schwartz for bringing this important Nature x Sports moment to our attention.)