— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) March 17, 2014
Corndogs are the deep fried candy bars of the meat world, which is to say they're basically perfect. That said, kudos to the fine people of the Arizona Diamondbacks for upping their game and making this 18 inch meatgasm even crazier by stuffing it with bacon and cheese. That said, $25 is a little steep no? That's five Dodger Dogs (or three Super Dodger Dogs if you're foolish enough to go that route).
Innovation comes at a price.
UPDATE 4/2: This is a terrible day for America. A terrible day for humanity. THERE IS A D-BAT DOG SHORTAGE IN ARIZONA. They're currently attempting to stock up again. Let's all hold a candlelight vigil and pray that these corndogs return, MORE FORMIDABLE THAN EVER.