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Gamble on the WWE, help prevent terrorism

There's only one way you can help the global war on terror.

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Wrestlemania XXX takes place on Sunday in New Orleans and British website 5Dimes has a stern warning, should you decide to forego betting on the big event.

Alright, let's use some transitive logic on this. If you don't bet on WWE the terrorists win, so you MUST bet on the WWE to prevent the terrorists winning. So what happens if you want to bet on Bray Wyatt to win? He's basically the closest thing to a domestic terrorist other than The Shield. If you bet on Wyatt you're preventing the terrorists from winning but you're also hoping a terrorist wins.

This is all so confusing.

h/t With Leather

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