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Bryce Harper is jacked, carrying Girl Scout Cookies

Classic case of PEDs: Performance Enhancing Desserts. SB Nation's GIF Tournament V

SB Nation's definitive Girl Scout Cookie podium

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The best of the rest

(4) Do-Si-Dos
(5 through whatever) All the ones you haven't heard of
(846) Friggin' Trefoils (AKA TrefLOLs)

This ranking came after much internal company debate.

Rodger S.
wow bryce harper and i have the same girl scout cookies
Michael K.
Same
Rodger S.
uh-oh
5:15 PM
Michael K.
Actually, think the way to attack this post is to create SB Nation's definitive Girl Scout Cookies ranking
Would anyone care to have a civil debate?
Rodger S.
me and seth were talking about this yesterday!
Michael K.
OBVIOUSLY! OK, perfect
Rodger S.
i mistyped samoas "samosas" and we agreed that girl scouts would probably make good samosas
Justin B.
peanut butter patties > *
Rodger S.
and that they shouljdn't be allowed to have mimosas
Michael K.
I'd eat a samoa samosa
David R.
My parents bought all these weird new Girl Scout cookies and gave me some.
Michael K.
AND?
David R.
WHich is very nice but also get the fuck out of here with this Dulce de Leche thing.
They're good.
Of course.
Rodger S.
yeah i don't want my cookies speaking spanish
David R.
But if you are going to buy Girl Scout cookies, you are kind of fucking up if you don't get Samoas and PB Patties and Thin Mints.
Kevin M.
Samoas are by for the worst of those 3
*by far
David R.
I disagree. Those are my top three in order.
Michael K.
Yeah, I think it's (1) Thin Mints (2) Tagalongs (PB Patties) (3) Samoas
Bill H.
you guys messed up because (1) trefoils
David R.
I pretty much like all of them, though. I even like the weird butter cookies with nothing going on.
Rodger S.
bill get the shit out of here
5:20 PM
Rodger S.
everybody disagrees with you
5:20 PM
Bill H.
NO YOU
Rodger S.
i didn't come in here spewing bullshit about trefoils
Brian F.
you're all underrating samoas
David R.
I am not.
Ricky O.
caramel delites is objectively top three or you're all crazy
David R.
I had them first although I may still be underrating them to your taste, Brian.
Bill H.
mine goes (1) trefoils (2) samoas COME AT ME
Kevin M.
caramel delites are the same thing as somoas Ricky
Brian F.
i could go for like 4 boxes right now
Kevin M.
they just have a different name in the upper midwest for some weird ass reason
Matt W.
has entered the room
Michael K.
Trefoils are just shortbread, right?
Rodger S.
listen: let's stop debating these cookies and start agreeing its fucked up we force girl scouts to make cookies for us in huge dickensian factories
Bill H.
yes
Michael K.
smh bill
Brian F.
man fuck trefoils
Bill H.
the only awful thing is the cookies aren't available year-round
Brian F.
get that plain shit outta here
Bill H.
let's agree on that at least
Chris H.
1) Tagalongs 2) Trefoils 3) Thin Mints
Bill H.
haines knows what's up
Brian F.
Gs_keebler
David R.
Oh wow, Samoas get the full snub.
Kevin M.
1. Tagalongs 2. Thin Mints 3. Trefoils 4. Somoas for me
Brian F.
WHY YOU GOTTA HATE SAMOAS
Rodger S.
you know what, guys
Kevin M.
they're all good
Rodger S.
you keep debating this shit
Grant B.
Samoas let me know who doesn't like coconut. It's like asking baseball questions in WWII to see who's a German spy.
Kevin M.
it's just that somoas are the least good
Bill H.
brian back me up on trefoils and i'll back you up on samoas
Ricky O.
Kevin is right
David R.
Chris, expect to hear from Haloti Ngata on your anti-Samoan bias.
Rodger S.
and i'll keep eating these thin mints out of my freezer
Ricky O.
wait, now kevin is wrong. he was right for a second.
Chris H.
although, tagalongs are much better now that the no peanut butter bit is a crunchy cookie rather than cake-like
Bill H.
i call them tony rocky horror
Chris H.
I like Samoas, I just like them 4th.
Michael K.
There really only is a cookie podium, huh
who cares about fourth
Kevin M.
Do the lemon ones still exist? Because those are worse than the 4 I listed. By a lot.
5:25 PM
Chris H.
I have no idea what exits beyond the top 4. Everything else is trash.
Kurt M.
I liked this room more when we talked about baseball. I'm going to go stare at a wall and pretend it's 85 again, brb
Rodger S.
can we take a poll
google doc
Chris T.
GirlScoutCookies.com has a poll and the results will SHOCK YOUhttp://girlscoutcookies.org/favorite_cookie_res...
Brian F.

Thin Mints	Thin Mints	25%	Thin, mint-flavored chocolate wafers dipped in a chocolate coating[18]
Caramel deLites	Samoas	19%	Vanilla cookies coated in caramel, sprinkled with toasted coconut and laced with chocolate stripes.[14]
Peanut Butter Patties	Tagalongs	13%	Crispy vanilla cookies layered with peanut butter and covered with a chocolate coating
Peanut Butter Sandwiches	Do-si-dos	16%	Peanut butter filling sandwiched between crunchy oatmeal cookies
Shortbreads	Trefoils	7%	A traditional shortbread cookie made in the shape of the Girl Scout trefoil
Thanks-A-Lot		6%	Shortbread cookie dipped in chocolate with a thank you message
Cranberry Citrus Crisps		4%	Crispy cookie, made with whole grain, full of tangy cranberry bits and zesty citrus flavor.
Lemonades		9%	Shortbread cookie with lemon icing
 -- seen on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Scout_Cookies
Kevin M.
wtf america
Michael K.
WOW tha is a good poll
Ryan V.
oh man, the shortbread cookies broken up into ice cream ...
Brian F.
David R.
We're still a thin-mint nation.
Rodger S.
"my favorite girl scout cookie is the thanks-a-lot" -- an idiot who should not be allowed to vote or operate machinery
David R.
There are no RED STATES and there are no BLUE STATES. We all enjoy Thin Mints. We all love our freedoms.
Brian F.
AINT NOBODY BUY TREFOILS
Kevin M.
lemonades and pb sandwiches blow
how are they that popular
Rodger S.
more like trashfoils
Matt C.
has entered the room
Bill H.
y'all can feel free to go to hell
David R.
Because Jon Bois is apparently sitting this one out:
Seth R.
has entered the room
David R.
all cookies are pretty good
Seth R.
I HEARD WE WERE TALKIN COOKIES
Bill H.
hi seth!
Michael K.
INDEED, SETH
Ricky O.
You have a lot of catching up to do Seth, but I believe in you
Seth R.
tagalongs, thin mints, samoas
Bill H.
okay anyone here like nilla wafers? because if not wtf is wrong with you
Seth R.
everything else can kick rocks
Kurt M.
nila are great bill!
Bill H.
i think trefoils tickle my nilla bone #phrasing
Ryan R.
has entered the room
Rodger S.
i'd rather eat nilla wafers than be stabbed in the brain, i guess
Brian F.
twitters reaction is, uh, very mixed
Bill H.
smh
5:30 PM
Brian F.
but thin mints and samoas are up there
Seth R.
has left the room
Ryan R.
TREFOILS? WE TALKIN TREFOILS.A
Jason K.
has left the room
Kurt M.
not only does bill talk baseball but he has good taste in cookies. Bill for President of SB Nation
Big B.
has left the room
Rap game Matt B.
has left the room
Luke Z.
has left the room
Brian F.
IM SAYIN MAN
Joel T.
My wife is one of those people who thinks Thin Mints are the best. Embarrassing
Grant B.
I have Samoas in my house right now. I think I'll eat some.
Bill H.
good call grant
Brian F.
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Grant B.
Whoops. Looks like i just shoved the whole tray in my mouth
Ryan R.
My seven year old cousin in slipping. Hasn't even brought me my cookies yet.
Note: Thin mints and Samoas only
Bill H.
good call grant
Kevin M.
sadflksdfhsldkf
goddamn it Lana
Brian F.
WHAT THE FUCK LANA
Ryan R.
Why isn't girl scout cookie eating a SBN video yet?
#sports
Rodger S.
i mean they're not like head-and-shoulders above average cookies
Pete V.
has entered the room
Rodger S.
but if you don't like them, you don't support america's youth
Bill H.
no but really though they are real low-quality cookies and it's possible to love them but still admit that
Lana B.
has entered the room
Pete V.
i like cookies
Brian F.
LANA
LANAAAAAAA
Lana B.
ahem
Brian F.
we need to discuss your taste in cookie
Ryan V.
it's not like they're using different ingredients from other mass produced cookie tho
Brian F.
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Alfie C.
has entered the room
Grant B.
I ate five extra cookies when I read your tweet, Lana, and then I made the sign of the cross
Kevin M.
Ryan you've indoctrinated your girlfriend with this samoas > all bullshit
Lana B.
the best girl scout cookies are samoas and thin mints but they aren't mind blowing
Ryan R.
No, it's Samoas AND Thin Mints over everything
Brian F.
at least you're on the right side of this fight
Alfie C.
Hi. Just want to say thin mints are trash and samoas are the best
David R.
They're a seasonal delight that affirms our belief in America's youth.
Pete V.
I'm with Ryan here
Ryan R.
Yeah, there are other good ones, but you only eat those when offered. You don't consciously buy them.
Lana B.
the shortbread ones were my favorite as a kid
but then I grew up
Ricky O.
I'm with Ryan as well.
5:35 PM
Brian F.
Rodger S.
listen all cookies are good, but people who don't think Samoas and Thin Mints are the two best should be thrown into a huge fucking fire pit
Brian F.
not wrong!
Alfie C.
I turn down thin mints and I am fat.
Ryan R.
That's some all-inclusive, everyone gets a trophy shit that is ruining America
David R.
Alfie's like "Thin Mints are good, but have you ever had them with a 24-hour braise of pork shoulder?"
Brian F.
ALFIE
Ricky O.
hahaha
Lana B.
ahahahajahahaha
Georgia C.
has entered the room
Alfie C.
Well David, have you?
David R.
Alfie's meat lunches get me through this life, it's all love.
I will have a better answer for you in like 25 hours.
Kevin M.
you fucking anti-tagalongs people
unbelievable
Alfie C.
I had a pulled pork sandwich for lunch. And 3 samoas.
Lana B.
tagalongs? gtfo
Alfie C.
Then I kicked over a stand and threw all the thin mints in a dumpster
Chris H.
/rlrt @alfiebcc I had a pulled pork sandwich for lunch. And 3 samoas.
Brian F.
georgia, cookie opinions please
Lana B.
well that's just wasteful
Campfire B.
David R.
#TrillLunch
Alfie C.
Tagalongs are hobo-Reese's cups
Ryan V.
which cookies go best with nasty over-hopped IPAs?
Georgia C.
Hi Brian.
Ryan R.
Wait, are we putting all Thin Mints in the same category or are we considering room temp Thin Mints and freezer Thin Mints two different cookies?
THis is important
Bill H.
two different cookies
Brian F.
Hi Georgia. What are your opinions on Thin Mints?
Wescott E.
has entered the room
David R.
I don't eat room-temp thin mints and I don't know anyone who does.
Michael K.
ALL HANDS ON DECK COOKIE CAMPFIRE
Kevin M.
room temp thin mints are trash
Alfie C.
If you have to do something special for the cookie that just tells you how bad it is
Ryan R.
Okay, frozen thin mints are in the Samoas category, room temp are hanging out with the Trefoils
Rodger S.
katz is all this going in the bryce harper post
Alfie C.
Can't even eat it in it's natural state
Brian F.
WAIT
We can't introduce temperature
Georgia C.
Samoas are the best.
Brian F.
There are rules and order
Bill H.
room temp thin mints are room temp garbage
Grant B.
girl scout cookie longform
David R.
Georgia knows what's up.
Brian F.
Damn right Samoas are
Georgia C.
Also.
Ryan R.
Well then maybe you should have chimed in when the temperature question was asked
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Alfie C.
#TeamSamoas
Mike S.
has entered the room
Georgia C.
Girl scout cookie sandwiches are a thing, ok bye!
Brian F.
I ... I think she just dropped the mic
David R.
Oh snap Girl Scout Cookie Double Down
Ricky O.
next level
Pete V.
have to make cfbot choose it's the only way
Georgia C.
has left the room
Lana B.
oh my god
5:40 PM
Marc N.
I was going to say Thin Mints but now I'm captivated by the sandwich.
Justin B.
has left the room
Matt C.
has left the room
David R.
Yeah, suddenly really difficult to concentrate.

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