The Warriors absolutely dominated the Celtics, which is to be expected -- one of them is trying, the other is the Celtics -- so things got boring for the crowd early.
They started chanting something strange:
"LET'S GO TUPAC! LET'S GO TUPAC!" You see, apparently, there was a Tupac lookalike in the building.
Come on, guys, this is amateur. Just because a guy is black and bald and has a mustache doesn't mean they look like Tupac. He's dead. We all know he's dead. The conspiracy theories are fake. I've been to Cuba! I looked for dude! He wasn't there! We wouldn't need to make holograms if he was alive! You think if he was alive, he wouldn't be out and about, recording music, doing tou--
OH MY GOODNESS HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP IT'S TUPAC. IT'S TUPAC IT'S TUPAC IT'S TUPAC IT'S TUPAC. THAT'S TUPAC. HE'S ALIVE. HE'S AMONG US. YOU CAN'T DENY IT. HE'S A STRAIGHT RIDER. I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR DOUBTING HIM.
Anyway, seriously, Tupac guy: you can't roll around town in a white jacket, medallion, and a bandanna worn exactly the same like Tupac. You're going to make all of us sad.