#Lookit

Joakim Noah is a teenage girl

"Guess who we hooked up with!"

According to reports, Joakim Noah did a little Chicago recruiting when he had Carmelo Anthony's ear during the All-Star break, and now the rumors be swirlin'. Noah has mostly been dismissive when asked about the recruiting, but when ESPN brought it up during a sit-down interview, Noah noted the similarity between NBA rumors and high school gossip and gave the world this impression:

Feel like he should've let his hair down and given it a little flip for effect, but not bad, Joakim.

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