— Lindsey (@Lahlahlindsey) April 1, 2014
Need some new baseball trivia about Brett Lawrie, third baseman for the Toronto Blue Jays? He likes butts. Like, he REALLY likes butts.
Lawrie is following no fewer than six different account devoted to butt photography and butt culture, but he missed a few critical ones.
- @butt, an account devoted purely to Tweeting the written interpretation of a fart sound.
- @ass, where one single tweet defines the word. Yeah, it's another fart sound.
- @derriere, 0 tweets, 0 follows, 0 followers
- @Nickelback, popular Canadian rock band 'Nickelback.'