Cool guy Amir Johnson did a cool thing, giving 60 fans tickets to Wednesday's Raptors game, then taking those fans to Medieval Times (which they apparently have in Toronto! I had no idea!) for some jousting entertainment and cutlery-free chicken-leg-eating on Thursday. During the visit, Johnson received an honor I never got despite multiple requests on multiple class trips to Lyndhurst, N.J.: KNIGHTHOOD:
Medieval Times knighthood is 100 percent official. You can tell it's legit because the king is wearing a headset microphone. Johnson's behavior is now governed by the code of chivalry (his coat of arms -- of The House of Dino -- is pictured above), we are all required to call him Sir Amir Johnson, and his name must be added to this list immediately.