Finally! Schools can provide athletes with unlimited meals and snacks! The NCAA realized that preventing unpaid players sometimes led to things like the words "impermissable pasta benefits" and "cream cheese restrictions" and superstar players complaining they were hungry, which makes the NCAA look kinda petty.
Of all the reactions to this, this is by far the best one:
I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don't have any eligibility left.— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014
Yes, Jared Lorenzen -- THE HEFTY LEFTY -- pointing out that he could've benefited from unlimited snacks. This is over. A reminder that we last caught up with Mr. Lefty in February, when he was still enormous and still destroying low-level semi-pro indoor football.